why hello there internet , I know it has been far too long since I filled your life with all the insanity going on in my life , but alas I have been inspiration-less and what with all the turmoil going on in our unstable world , my emotions have been spiralling out of control. So to make sure I keep up my internet persona , I opted for something light hearted and pointless , my very own relationship advice. In one of my very first posts I did a rendition with some very relatable scenarios , so before you read this , check out PART 1 (the link won’t click itself). Considering all the cool relevant stuff was taken by part 1 , I got a bit more creative.
OH LOOK A CAT IN A PRINGLES CAN , THIS MADE MY NIGHT
Firstly who wouldn’t want to be sought after by more than just one member of the opposite sex. For normal people , it’s hard enough to get one , so be appreciative. Obviously in this situation not everyone is going to be pleased , and the one that loses out might just imprint on your kid someday , so be very weary of the decisions you make. The criteria should be based on who makes you a better person , like Peeta did for Katniss , or you know , who ever is hotter. Can you tell that I have only encountered this in books? Does this even happen in real life?
THE PERSON DOESN’T KNOW YOU EXIST
Now in most scenarios I have no experience whatsoever but for this , I am the Sheldon cooper of it all. Usually it is some famous , hot unattainable guy that casually gets your ovaries to explode either because cheek bones or he happens to be intelligent and dress amazingly. Your basic , daily fangirl dilemma , however this also might happen because you spent hours on instagram or twitter stalking randoms and there he is , the one , or seemingly so. Here i would say is just don’t get overly attached and cut down on the obsessiveness , or wait it out and until you think you found the next man of your dreams.
THAT ONE FRIEND YOU HAVE LOVED FOREVER
There you are , young , naïve and hopelessly in love with your best friend. They understand you on a level like no other , make you smile and laugh in your darkest moments and yet , the remain completely oblivious to your true feelings. This is the saddest situation by far and is actually quite tricky. One move can lead to the loss of a friendship. Firstly you can be hopeful and fess up before someone else sweeps them of their feet , and maybe just maybe they feel the same way OR they don’t feel the same after your declaration , take a break from each other and in time with maturity you could still be friends. (P.S I am rooting for you buddy)
There you have it , my pointless advice . If you liked it and would like to see more scenarios ( lord help you) let me know in the comments.
DISCLAIMER: if this advice has caused you pain , well then you shouldn’t have taken it in the first place, this is merely a joke but however if it did help let’s be best friends. Also follow me on instagram because man crush Monday will be incredibly hot tomorrow ( faatimah_e) or you know twitter because you seem to love my thoughts already ( faatimahE)
5 responses to “Relationship advice from a single pringle ( PART 2)”
How about: “mentally dating a fictional character that doesn’t even exist in real life”?
Even now that I am actually in a relationship with someone, there’s still a little space in the corner of my heart for a fictional character. *nerd alert*
It’s a fun reading. Will you write part 3 of this? 😀
I love that idea as it has caused me such pain and anguish ! If I get enough scenarios and people like my useless advice . Why the hell not?
I cannot be the only person reading “why hello there internet” in dan howell’s voice, seriously.
He did inspire it after all!
It gives me tingles to say it
Also I am not cool enough to have my own intro just yet so I shall pay tribute to him
I remembered what my partner told me during our 2nd anniversary, ” Should we renew our contract today or not?” And she grinned. I was hoping she’s just joking.